Tom Nukes Revenge

I really like animal crossing so lets play. For 3 seconds I held down the power for my gamecube. 2 seconds later I grabbed my controller. When I pressed start there was a hyper realistic sign which read "Animal Crossing". I continued on and continued my save. Resetti appeared. He had hyper realistic blood shouting out of his everything. I didn't care and left. I went to Tom Nooks store and said Hi. He looked at me while holding a bloody axe in one hand, and a loan in the other. He said I had to expand my house or he would use the axe. I like trees so I said ok and took the loan. After a few years I stopped playing. One day I came back to it. I was greeted by a hyper realistic dead everything. Tom Nook appeared and said "I nuked them all" I said why. He said his real name was nuke and nook was a translation error. Well too bad. I later went and sold the game to gamestop.