The Reseller (Part 3)

I just got this new cool game from the deveolopers of 666 satan rape fest. Since I am an Lets Player I must put shitty videos on to youtube. Some guy on craigslist said it was boring, but I love Pat. When I started the game up there was a strange thing. Pat was written as Tap, and postman was written as Satan. I thought nothing of it. When I started the first level, Hitler flew around dropping bombs on all of London. I was very scared and cowered for 3.5 seconds. The  picture of postman pat appeared. He was covered in hyper realistic poo, thats just lovely. His skin was grey and he looked sad. I laughed at him. The game seemed to acknowledge my laughter and it threw me in the air and crushed me. I decided to keep playing the game. Level 2 had Hitler again except this time he had a hyper realistic moustache. I cowered for 2 seconds, and took 4 seconds to get up and grab the controller. When I got to level 3 I knew I had to kill hitler. I threw a hyper realistic Jew at him and he started melting. There was hyper realistic Hitler goo everywhere. The town celbrated by giving Pat a leather bound bible. This game was possesed and should never be given to anyone again. I put it in my toilet and shit on it. I tried to flush but it got stuck. The toilet was covered in hyper realistic shit water. I cried, but then satan appeared and fixed the problem.